Porch Goose

This Porch Goose Accessory brings witty charm to decorative geese, turning a simple figurine into a character that delights customers and guests alike. Designed as a themed costume accent for goose decoration, this two-piece set features classic round glasses with a draping chain and a curly hair wig that instantly communicates the old lady motif is called Silver. The multicolored, rainbow-pattern layered outfit pairs with a coordinating hat finished with pom-poms is called festive to create a whimsical focal point that feels at home in both curated home decor and themed displays. Island brings the long hair and lei to bring some Jamaican vibes. Crafted from plastic and synthetic fibers, it offers a tidy, reliable finish that complements yard decorations, garden decor, and outdoor decor displays without adding bulk. A low-commitment way to refresh vignettes and drive novelty purchases, this playful accent supports seasonal storytelling, photo-ready moments, and easy-theme merchandising across a variety of retail assortments.

• Returns on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached are accepted within 10 days of receipt of item. 

• Original receipt must be presented.

• Returns are eligible for store credit only.

• Sale/clearance and seasonal items are NOT returnable, they are FINAL SALE.

• All bralettes, handbags, accessories, sunglasses, jewelry, and sale items are FINAL SALE.

• If returning shoes, you must ship back in original mailer or additional packaging box. Bare Essentials will refuse shipments that are mailed in a taped up shoe box.

• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility. 

• There is a 15% re-stocking fee for any orders that are cancelled after the order has been placed

• $8 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $150!

• Orders are processed and shipped out within 48 hours.

• FREE local pickup is available in Thibodaux (choose option at checkout.)